i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
tyler and korey inspired me to go eat chicken nuggets this night
within a few minutes im going to eat chicken nuggets again after 118 days
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh
‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark
Things Dan and Phil don’t understand about boobs.