when you can’t think of a good comeback
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
remember that day you decided to just watch one or two of their videos?
and now you’re running a blog dedicated to their lives
to any of my followers that find me intimidating:
- I’m more scared of you than you are of me.
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
Niall when he sees that there’s no Happy Birthday tweet from Harry yet
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink