not enough business in this class



i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

1 week ago 323,225 notesvia © source


think i just found my new life motto



this is what a good hitler joke looks like

1 week ago 237,072 notesvia © source

Right above you chicken nugget post was Tyler having problems eating chicken nuggets posted by tyleroakley

tyler and korey inspired me to go eat chicken nuggets this night

1 week ago 4 notes

within a few minutes im going to eat chicken nuggets again after 118 days


1 week ago 3,125 notesvia © source

1 week ago 1,088 notesvia © source


where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist

1 week ago 273,525 notesvia © source

1 week ago 5,232 notesvia © source

1 week ago 5,193 notesvia © source


your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh

1 week ago 130,521 notesvia © source


‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark

1 week ago 352,644 notesvia © source


Things Dan and Phil don’t understand about boobs.

2 weeks ago 17,415 notesvia © source


I love this so much