not enough business in this class



i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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think i just found my new life motto



this is what a good hitler joke looks like

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Right above you chicken nugget post was Tyler having problems eating chicken nuggets posted by tyleroakley

tyler and korey inspired me to go eat chicken nuggets this night

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within a few minutes im going to eat chicken nuggets again after 118 days


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where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist

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your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh

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‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark

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Things Dan and Phil don’t understand about boobs.

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I love this so much